What is a Girl Friend?
Ans: Addition of Problem, Substraction of Money, Multiplication of Enemy, Division of Friends…. So be careful

Shadi Main Larki Ko Itna Kyon Sajaya Jata Hai?

Any Guess?

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OK

I’ll Tell You…

MAAL Jaisa Bhi Ho.
Packing Achi Honi Chahiye.

May God increase ur happiness like prices of petrol, and decrease sorrows like clothes of Bipasha Basu.

Dating is like smoking – when you quit, you can’t understand why you started and when you start again, you can’t understand why you quit.

Hum “MOHABBAT” wale,,
Ap husn wale
Hum “DIL” wale
Ap dolat wale
Hum “SMS” krne wale,,
OR,,
Ap sirf…
Free me parh k
“MUSKURANEY” waley.

Husband: Meri BV Gum ho Gae Hay!
Post Master: Andhay ye post office hay
Police Station jao.
Husband: Maaf Kejeay Ga Khushi
may Smjh nai a Rha Kidhar jaaon?

Sahab:
Tum bathroom main qun ghus ayee,
kiya tumhein pta nahee tha ky main nahaa rahaa hun?
naukar:
sahab galatee ho gaee,
mein samjhaa tha begum sahibaa naha rahee hain;-)

If a boy givs a love letter tooo a gul, pple call him “Loffer”
But if a gul givs a letter tooo a boy, they call it “Offer”.
Feeel da diffference